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Rick and Mortini

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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo those addlepated simpletons

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WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Mortini truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB I’M PICKLE RICK WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB  which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

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I’M PICKLE RICK I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

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And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo. DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA  DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA DUB WUBBA  It’s for the ladies’ eyes only Nothin personnel kid 😎 I’M PICKLE RICK DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB DUBBA LUBBA WUB WUB  I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK

I’M PICKLE RICK

I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK I’M PICKLE RICK

1.5 oz Vodka
.25 oz simple syrup
.125 oz rice vinegar
.125 oz Binging with Babish’s Rick and Morty Szechuan Sauce, thickeners omitted.

Ground Szechuan peppercorn rim
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB with ice and GARNISH WITH PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIICK

Drink concept inspired by discourse with Mike Schmid from Apple in California

Pasted image at 2017_10_11 03_08 PM

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DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB WUBBA LUBBA And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Mortini tattoo.

The fans understand this stuff;

The fans understand this stuff;

The fans understand this stuff;

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people who dislike Rick & Mortini truly ARE idiots

Nothin personnel kid 😎

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